12 February 2006

why you aren't getting any christmas presents

A fellow talking on his cell phone Christmas Eve:

Hey, listen, I'm cooking up a big dinner, a feast. You want to come over?
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Ok, by the way, I'm not getting anybody Christmas presents this year.
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Because, I had an operation...cost $300, I'm broke!
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They tried to re-attach my pinkie but it wouldn't take.

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