what am i thinking

I made up another joke even more moronic than the other one. To force myself to produce something of quality for this site, I'm going to post it. The shame that I feel will act as a motivator to my creative juices.

Doctor #1: I've cut myself badly. It is clear that I'll meet an untimely end if I do not stem the massive crimson tide that is my blood.

Doctor #2: I would be happy to stitch that up for you, seeing how you are going into convulsions and have begun to foam at the mouth.

Doctor #1: No thanks, I'm a bit of a loner, and feel that this is something that I must do alone.

Doctor #2: *Suture self.*

*As with all my other incredibly stupid jokes, you have to highlight between the asterisks to receive your "reward."