superpowers

Yesterday I went see X-Men. After the movie, one of our group indicated that if he could have a superpower he would prefer to be able to shoot chocolate pudding out of his nose. He later amended his wish to be chocolate pudding out of one side and tapioca out of the other. His theory was that after a long day of crime fighting all the other superheros might enjoy a snack. At that point the conversation devolved into a discussion about snot and nose hairs and other things that one could potentially find in pudding that was shot out of a superhero's nose. We finally concluded that the massive force and volume of pudding that could be generated by one endued with superpowers would probably also eradicate any nose hairs or snot residue.