two/too short subway observations

A couple days ago I noticed a girl on the subway whose grace and beauty invited comparison to a tan Audrey Hepburn. Her natural good looks were heightened by an obvious attention to detail in her choice of clothing and accessories. These facts compounded my surprise when she opened her rosebud lips and out crackled a torrent of intense ghetto profanity. WYSIWYG bites the dust.

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Today I saw a man with a forward-flowing combover of such a massive scope that it appeared he had actually employed hair from his back to contribute to the ruse.